December 2008
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Live Blogging My 30th Birthday
8:42 - I’m officially 30 now. My 20s are behind me. I see good things, especially if it’s filled with all the wonderful people that wished me well today. Take care. Live blogging out. Happy New Year, All! 7:15 - I think I need to get a yard and a porch so I can yell at kids if they get too close. 6:49 - I think I’ve used more exclamation points today than in my previous 30 years....
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#1 Featured Comedy on U.S. YouTube
First Canada, now my own country. It looks so nice like that. I really can’t say enough about Ces and Sara and all the wonderful comments I’ve gotten. Thanks to the guys at YouTube for featuring it. It means so much.As Ron Burgundy suggests, I will “drink it in.”
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Fornication Talkie #1 Featured Video in Canada!!!
Our great friends to the north have given me an early Christmas present. Thanks Canada! Happy Holidays to you.
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Zachariah and Millicent Make a Fornication Talkie
Do you ever wonder what would happen if Kevin Smith made movies in the 30s and not today? Well, then you’re obviously not me…or from Jersey. If I could ever have something labeled a passion project on YouTube, this would be it. I’m a huge Kevin Smith fan and I hope through the magic of the internet, he will see this one day. I write comedy because of him. Special thanks to the...
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Tor's Holiday Gifts: My Name Is Earl
For the cast of My Name Is Earl, I would get the following: Earl - For Karma to keep doing what it’s doing Randy - A pop-up book version of Earl’s list for better understanding Joy - A pink and sparkly “World’s Greatest Mom” shirt with matching hair accessories Crab Man - Membership into The Office’s “Finer Things Club” Catalina -Dr. Scholl’s...
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Tor's Holiday Gifts: House
For the cast of House, I would get the following: House - The Jimmy shoes from Seinfeld so he can work out that leg and lose the cane Cuddy - A Baby Bjorn big enough to hold House Wilson - With his girlfriend dying and all, he really needs to keep busy so a couple of new kinds of cancer Thirteen - For the cure for Huntington’s to be sex with a black man Foreman - Diagnosis contest with...
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Tor's Holiday Gifts: Gossip Girl
For the cast of Gossip Girl, I would get the following: Serena - An ace bandage so she can wrap her breasts Hilary Swank in Boys Don’t Cry-style and get them down to a normal feminine contour and a turtleneck Blair - For Chuck to recreate the opening scene of Sweet Home Alabama Nate - A new dad Chuck - Rangers puck signed by the whole team and Nate’s new dad if it doesn’t work...
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Tor's Holiday Gifts: How I Met Your Mother
For the cast of How I Met Your Mother, I would get the following: Robin - DeGrassi: The Complete Series on DVD and a case of Molson Ted - A time machine to go to the future and see who his wife is so he can stop all of his searching and end the frustration of those watching at home (seriously, the show is so good that the identity of the mother has taken a back seat) Marshall - A non-profit job...
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Betty Crocker Kid
It’s my Godfather 2. Well, maybe Matrix Reloaded. You can watch the original as well.
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Funny Stuff That Ain't Mine: Drew Carey on Price...
First, watch this up until you are informed to control the pet population. Then, the video has an extra 50 seconds of credits that aren’t necessary. It’s the first time it’s happened in almost 40 years and that’s his reaction?!? C’mon, Drew Carey. I know you don’t want to kill any old people with any sudden jumps in volume but this is one of those situations...
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The Cure For The Common Cold
As I sit at my computer not feeling well, I came up with a potential cure for the common cold. I’ve got nothing better to do and I’d really like to get rid of it. I have to murder Common. Yup, it’s time to take down the Grammy-winning musician and respected actor. I think it’s like vampirism. If you kill the original vampire, it returns you back to your non-vampire state....
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Going To The Movies: Dexter Morgan
With the season finale last night (don’t worry, no spoilers ahead), I thought it would be time for me to get over the experience and post the experience of going to the movies with Dexter Morgan. As you will see, it was traumatic and I wasn’t sure I was going to be able to get through the transcripts while editing. However, I’m stronger than I thought. Dexter and I went to see...
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Funny Stuff That Ain't Mine: Medium Large
I know I’ve featured this gentleman before but he’s been feeling sick lately and I thought he could use the boost of one or two people checking out his new comic. Today’s strip is genius. Enjoy Francesco Marciuliano. I really liked this one because I truly hate “The Polar Express” and its inclusion in our holiday lives. To see more of his stuff (including his other...
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Tor's Product Review: Shock Absorber Sports Bra
These sports bras must be fantastic. Just look at them. I took the woman’s face out of it to protect her and also because the picture didn’t have a face.I ask you to go to the bra’s site. (WARNING: NSFW) Skip the intro, choose a cup size (largest), an activity level (most strenuous) and watch in horror. Once you get over the shock (and juvenile giggles), you may be asking...
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Going To The Movies: Izzie Stevens
Izzie Stevens agreed to get away from Seattle Grace Hospital and go to a movie with me. I flew out Friday night to meet for an afternoon matinee of Four Christmases on Saturday. Izzie continually left to get concessions but never came back with any. She also looked increasingly more unkempt with every return. In all, I would say she saw no more than 45 minutes of the movie. KevinIzzie, thanks...
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Space Beer, Really?
Japan has given us some great stuff: anime, the digital watch, a rhyme for a rap lyric ending with “flash in the pan.” Now, they give us something even greater. Space beer. That’s right. Space beer. But before you get excited and dream of glass bottles with Saturn’s rings impossibly floating on the outside, the beer is “made with barley descended from grains that...
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Funny Stuff That Ain't Mine: Prop 8 The Musical
Well, it’s more important than funny. Still it’s a great job by all involved with a stellar cast and an awesome point. Check it out.
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Going To The Movies: Charlie Kelly, Dennis...
I was supposed to go to the movies with Charlie from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia but things changed. When I went to Paddy’s Pub to pick him up, the gang heard that I was paying and wanted in. Dee drew the short straw and had to stay and watch the bar while Dennis, Mac, and Charlie piled into my Camry. We went to see Australia and after 200 dollars in concession purchases that I...