January 2009
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Days Of Our Vacation (Day Two)
Previously on Days Of Our Vacation, Loly played Black Jack with a ghost and there is far less daytime porn than there used to be. And now…Days Of Our Vacation: Loly does her presentation on responsible green building practices and it tears the roof off of what can only be described as a heezy, albeit an economically responsible heezy. She rocks it. It’s like a Motley Crue concert...
Days Of Our Vacation (Day One)
Previously on Days Of Our Vacation: Loly and I went to Antigua. Sandals invited us to reggae dance for fun and we cynically declined. The pull of a fake dreadlocked knit hat upon victory was not enough for us, no matter how much irony it would have been worn with. And now…Days Of Our Vacation: We wake up at 4:25 to head to the airport for our 7:20 flight. We get in the car that’s...
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Hey There, Runescape Delilah
Santadot, a user on YouTube, took my Hey There Delilah parody and made a music video in Runescape. Runescape, according to Wikipedia, is a fantasy online role-playing game. I’m not sure if I needed the adjective “fantasy” but I’m leaving it. The sad part is that Delilah can’t even catch a break in a fantasy world. Poor thing.
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Bien-Gordito A Miami
Miami was voted the fattest city in the country by someone I don’t feel like looking up. In accordance with the rules of dealing with fat things I will now rattle off a few “Your city’s so fat” jokes. Your city’s so fat… an earthquake hit it and bacon grease came out of the destruction. it makes a hit John Mellencamp song seem like it could be about New York...
New Doggie Low
First of all, Doggie Low would be a sweet rapper name and this temporarily takes my mind off the point of this entry. Blogs are supposed to be about revealing truth and as a comic, I’ve been told you have to just tell it like it is. Open your soul. Here comes my soul. It’s blisteringly cold here in New Jersey. I would gladly stay inside with my PJs on drinking hot cocoa but the dogs...
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NoBuddies - The Pilot (Episode 1)
Last year, I met some great people while taking an improv class at UCB. We decided to make a web series and after months of working out schedules and filming a total of 9 episodes so far, we are proud to put out the pilot episode. The first two episodes are going to be longer (8-10 minutes) but the rest of them will be perfect for the short attention span internet crowd (4-5 minutes). I hope...
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I Would Have Gone With Steeler McSteelerton
The mayor of Pittsburgh is legally changing his name from Luke Ravenstahl to Luke Steelerstahl for Sunday’s game between the Steelers and the Ravens. He said he wanted “to eliminate the Ravens just as the Steelers will on Sunday.” I can’t express how much I love this. Normally mayors bet each other that the loser has to wear the winning team’s jersey to work on Monday...
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Tor's News Nuggets: 1/13/09
Vicks VapoRub can harm children under the age of 2. It can cause respiratory distress when applied under the nose. Also a problem is if you apply it simultaneously to the nose using a pinching technique on the nostrils and to the lips using a cupping technique over the mouth. Scientists at Cambridge University have determined that financial traders whose ring finger is longer than their index...
Live Blogging My Mom's Gall Bladder Surgery
Is this wrong? Maybe. But I need something to do while I’m waiting for it to be over. I plan on heading over so I’m there when she wakes up as a surprise. Don’t tell her, though. Who’s a good son? This guy, most times. The live blogging will take place over at my twitter. Feel free to follow it. If you are on Facebook, I’ve set up Twitter using magic and elbow grease...
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Saw The Wrestler
That was supposed to imply “I saw The Wrestler” not that you should cut up a wrestler that you have in your possession. It was a good movie and I enjoyed watching if simply for all the Jerseyness strewn throughout. I was trying to figure out who Mickey Rourke as Randy “The Ram” looked like. Then it hit me. He doesn’t look like somebody. He looks what would happen if...
My Dogs Won't Freakin' Age!!
When my wife and I got our dogs (the previous blogged about Siblings Jerkface of Ruined Vermont Trip fame), it was a rainy, storm-laden October day reminiscent of the closing act of Magnolia. We adopted two Cocker Spaniel adults who at the time, I believed to be 10 years old. I wasn’t for this acquisition but figured they’re old and it wouldn’t last that long. Besides, my wife...
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Marley And Me 2
I’m really happy they asked me to write the sequel to the hit winter movie and I’m super psyched to be able to share what I’ve done so far with you. Kevin’s Note - In all seriousness, this may be the most offensive video I’ve ever produced. That’s saying something considering the comments I usually get.
Medium Large For Best Web Comic
If you are not reading this comic daily, there is something wrong with you. Seriously, you should check with a doctor. (Unless you can’t read, then you should learn to read just to read this comic.) It is tremendously funny which should be obvious based on the nomination. Do me and yourself a favor and vote for Medium Large at the Weblog Awards. Did you do it? I’ll find you if you...
I Miss My 20s
I really enjoyed the casual nature of my blog on my birthday so I think I’m going to incorporate that into my blogging repertoire. Being 30 has not been fun. For those of you following along, I went to the doctor for multiple hours on my birthday. I went because I was having trouble walking. The diagnosis was to stay off of the foot for a bit and definitely no snowboarding in Vermont (the...