January 2011
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Tor's Pick Up Line #5
Hey sweet thing, you can call me meningitis because you’re about to get bed ridden.
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Tor's Pick Up Line #4
Hey baby, how about I go on a crash diet and take large amounts of estrogen because I’d really like to get in your pants?
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Tor's Pick Up Line #3
Hey baby, I brought you some toilet paper for your dress because you are wearing the shit out of it.
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Tor's Pick Up Line #2
Hey, this might be forward but my penis saw Se7en for the first time last night and, for its own piece of mind, it needs to check for Gwyneth Paltrow’s head in every box so what do you say?
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Tor's Pick Up Line #1
Hey ladies, I hope you follow Equal Opportunity Hiring laws when it comes to private investigators because my friend and I know a couple of small dicks aching for some action.
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Tork You: Waste Management
We’re starting a new thing here at Tor’s Take where we rant about something that’s bothering us. So today’s (and the first ever) Tork You! goes to Waste Management.
My daughter was fading her way towards a nap when a Waste Management truck came in and started picking up our complex’s recycling. Oh, clinking of glass, how you instantly wake up a baby. Thanks for...
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