Recently, it was announced that Kelly Ripa broke her hip. Here are my guesses at how she may have done so to her tiny body:
- Too much elasticity in the waistline of her panties.
- Rolled over in bed.
- Hip-checked a marshmallow.
- One notch too far on the belt she bought at Baby Gap.
- Rested her hand on it.
- Stared at it too long in the mirror.
- Butterfly flapped its wings in Peru.
- Kathie Lee hired Tanya Harding’s crew, shrunk them down using that machine from the Rick Moranis movie, and let them wail on it with baseball bats the size of toothpicks.
