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You know, I was never much into comic strips but when you are a character in one, it makes them so much more appealing. After an unnecessary two-day hiatus, Kevin returns in today’s “Sally Forth.” I know my character is just picking on Ted all the time but I think we need to know more of my back story. I feel delving into what makes Kevin tick would bring this comic up to Sally FIRST. Am I right? I am. Write your local Sally Forth-carrying newspaper and ask for more Kevin and I’ll keep bothering the author.

If you are like me then you felt the Sally Forth from yesterday did not give enough back story on the character of Kevin, based on me. Where did Kevin come from? This smart ass appears out of nowhere? Why is he so mean to Ces, I mean Ted? Well, fear not. Kevin appeared in the Monday strip which I missed out on because I was too busy patriotizing the world. Anyway, this should clear up any confusion from the Tuesday strip so enjoy me again. I’m textually hilarious.

Being friends with the person who writes a comic strip has its perks as evidenced by today’s Sally Forth. I play the role of Kevin which I do adequately in real life but awesomely in newsprint. I’m going to have to start having Ces script my real life because he makes me so much funnier than I really am. Check me out and laugh!

Here is my parody of Lady GaGa’s Poker Face. There were a lot of requests for a new song parody after Hey There Delilah so I have decided to give in. I also took note of all the requests to never sing again so you will be happy to know that I only wrote the lyrics and got someone else to sing them. 

There are times in your life where you realize you are making things happen. When the world is your oyster and that oyster is really a Cinnabon in the shape of an oyster because I don’t like real oysters. That cinnamon pastry oyster world was indeed mine last night. I went to see “The Watchmen” with the creator of the brilliant comic strip “Medium Large” and someone else. Well, that creator captured my and someone else’s feelings* about the experience. I’m the guy on the left. Click to enlarge.

Thanks, Ces! This is one of the highlights of my life. Also on the list: when I was born and when I got married.

* My feelings can definitely be represented by “MEH” but what I actually said when the movie was over was: “I don’t know why Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio got married. They really did not like each other.” I said that because I’m a comedian and I wanted to say something funny and unexpected and I think I did just that. There was huge trailer talk. Great trailers!

I know I’ve featured this gentleman before but he’s been feeling sick lately and I thought he could use the boost of one or two people checking out his new comic. Today’s strip is genius. Enjoy Francesco Marciuliano.
I really liked this one because I truly hate “The Polar Express” and its inclusion in our holiday lives.