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Tor's Take
Where I put things that I think about stuff.
My rejected Doritos Super Bowl commercial. I’m sure you’ll have better taste than Doritos (the ad executives, not the chip - those are delicious). Do you ever just guess on grammar? That’s what I did in those parentheses.
Yaz Birth Control has been around for a long time. Here’s one of their first commercials from 1973 back when it was originally called “Carl Yastrzemski Birth Control.”
Carl Yastrzemski - Sean McCormack
Written By Kevin Tor
New Sketch. Please Reblog!!
Sean is a private investigator by night but, by day, he loves to harass Kevin and steal his delicious baked treats. Will that happen again?
Sean - Sean McCormack
Kevin - Kevin Tor
Ferrari - Ferrari
A commercial for a store specializing in fun pubic wigs.
This is a new sketch. Thanks to Sue White for being my wonderful assistant. Also, thanks to the mustache for upping the sleaze factor.
Our parody of a set visit for Zack Snyder’s Superman: Man of Steel
What is Zack Snyder going to do with Superman? How will he make it stylistically amazing like all his other films? SemicolonFilm.com gets an exclusive set visit to glimpse Zack Snyder’s vision.
Kat Veers - Rachel Crouse
Zack Snyder - Kevin Tor
Carl Lorens - Sean McCormack
Matilda Parker - Sue White
Jarvis Edgmont - Clint Byrne
Zack’s Mom - Mary McCormack
Crew Member - Mike McCormack
Directed by Garret Harkawik
Special thanks to Matt Gielen and Driver Digital for the set.
Sean is sick. Dr. Kevin is on the case with his team consisting of only Dr. Bangs.
Sean - Sean McCormack
Kevin - Kevin Tor
Rachel - Rachel Crouse
eMarkHarmony
Hey, I found time to make a new sketch. Newborns sometimes allow an hour or two for you and I took advantage.
Here’s the pitch:
Some people have very specific tastes when they are searching for that special someone. At eMarkHarmony, we don’t care what you like as long as what you like is a bit Mark Harmon-y.
Tiger Woods Ad - Doggy Style
Just fooling around with my new Flip camera. Tiger Woods messed up and this is probably what people see when they look at him. I do think my dog is more adorable. Good staring, Penny.
Tor’s New Year’s Resolutions for 2KX
Happy New Year’s from all of us at Tor’s Take! It’s time to make proclamations that none of us are going to keep, I mean, am I riiighhh(incoherent coughs and harrumphs)? Here they are, dammit.
- Be more consistent with my 2010 letter shorthand.
- Find a nice girl and settle down.
- Guess correctly on a “How Many Jelly Beans Are In This Barrel?” contest.
- Shoot a sheriff and admit to it melodically.
- Get a parole officer to keep me focused.
- Give back to the world with more popular YouTube videos.
- Teach a homeless man how to recycle his home so that he will recycle forever.
- Punch Jeff Daniels.
- Break a mirror to get 7 years bad luck thus ensuring the world won’t end in 2012. You’re welcome, everyone!
- Market my new video game, Stand-Up Hero, for XBox 360, Wii, and Playstation 3.
- Stage an intervention for Krazy Glue.
- Set up meeting with Coach and Louis Vuitton to create a stylish bindle as part of a Hobo Couture collection.
- Take over at least 2 of Tiger Woods’ lost endorsements.
- Lead a New Jersey invasion hell-bent on overtaking and absorbing Pennsylvania.
- Perform in a 16 city tour of a 2-person Vaudeville show with William Peterson entitled “Tor-Pete-o.”
- Make baked ziti.
- Finally rid the world of stereotypes by replacing them with iPodtypes (for the kids!).
- Make sure people never forget Michael Jackson.
- Get a blank check from Miguel Ferrer and spend 90 minutes eluding him and Tone Loc.
- Start campaign to make Alex Trebek a contestant on “Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?” to put him in his stupid place.
- Learn a parlor trick.
- Have tea with any available queen.
- Free the puppets from the tyrannical rule of Metallica. 24 years is enough.
- Open an East Coast location of the Peach Pit.
- Keep blogging.
What are yours?
